I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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