just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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