just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
