Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
