Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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