I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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