He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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