Me. At least after what I've been through.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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