If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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