break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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