I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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