I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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