It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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