So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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