no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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