i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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