hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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