I wish I could punch you in the face.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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