Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think my tv is drunk
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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