I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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