someone owes me an orgasm
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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