btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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