Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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