No, drunk sperm still make babies.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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