i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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