One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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