I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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