Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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