Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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