I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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