Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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