i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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