Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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