she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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