If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
If I had your ass I would rule the world
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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