where am i from again
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize