Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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