I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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