Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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