Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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