somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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