i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
