we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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