Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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