I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
im holly from the hills drunk
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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