Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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