how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I have post one night stand depression
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