hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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