Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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