How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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