Jerry, you need to find god
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
so much tequila, so little girl.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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