Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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Oh Jesus.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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